What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 05:40

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.